Thursday, 24 September 2015

THE 7 TYPES OF DODGEBALL PLAYERS!

THE 7 TYPES OF DODGE BALL  PLAYERS!


THE HARD-BRAWLER

Ruins the efforts of every 'small fry' on the field by hitting them out drastically with one throw. You better hope your opponent misses or have decent reflexes; as you'll be begging in  in your head for mercy.
 Although the catching skills may not be as good, as with football, here's what may happen in a nutshell...
Just pretend the goal isn't there and the blast of energy is the ball!


Gotta catch 'em all!

While it's quite self-explanatory, this is basically the defensive side of 'THE HARD BRAWLER'. On the whole this type of player revives most of the  team with it's top- notch catches. Unlike it's offensive counter-part, it's lacking throw power may be it's weak point.




THE ANGRY BENCH-ER

'Seriously, you guys cannot catch a *BEEP* ball! Catch one already; is that *BEEP* hard for you (INSERT WORD HERE!). Catch one, Catch one, CATCH ONE!!!'

(Teammate catches a ball.)

'Thank you! That wasn't so hard was it!'

(Gets hit by a ball the minute he gets up from the bench.)

'Oh come on I JUST got revived! Anyway, CATCH THE *BEEP* BALL!!!'

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THE TIMID ONE

Just hides in the corner the entire match to avoid being bombarded by deadly, incoming balls... Like this!


Any who, the strategy otherwise would be to run around in circles hoping to not get hit. It's not the BEST method for this type but it's better than doing a weak throw that doesn't go past 2m!

THE LIFE-SAVER

Using the ball, this type of player goes out of his way to save another player from potential 'death' by deflecting the ball off an incoming ball.

It's a good technique for protecting your best players in sudden-death situations. Thus, it'll be worth it if your team wins!
 However, should the opponents throw the ball and you choose to save another player without a ball for protection...
You'd be making the 'ultimate sacrifice'.
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THE STEALTH DODGER

As self-explanatory as it is, this type of player has the reflexes of a ninja. Even the deadliest throws can be dodged if you know what's coming. And if you don't, have a nice game...

THE ONE WHO TRIES TO WIN BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

I'm sure this applies to no one, but if you do end up in this situation, the don't. You'll be screwed one way or another. However, it is a TEAM game so you do have a chance.

But in reality,
Only one man can pull that off; and maybe even in dodge ball!


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